Related:

• Marge: *Excuse* me. I had this spot first. Edna: Sorry dear, just business.
  Ha! Marge: Well, I guess Macy's and Gimbels learned to live side by side....
• FAIRY, n. A creature, variously fashioned and endowed, that formerly inhabited the meadows and forests.
  It was nocturnal in its habits, and somewhat addicted to dancing and the theft of children....
• Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.
• My pen is at the bottom of a page, Which, being finished, here the story end
  'Tis to be wished it had been sooner done, But stories somehow lengthen when begun. -- Byro...
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx...