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ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge....
ARTHUR: What does it say? BROTHER MAYNARD
It reads ... Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea....
ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
! GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory....
Arthur, You are a knee biter!!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Had enough? ARTHUR: You stupid bastard....
ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
I am Arthur, King of the Britons....
Artichokes ... are just plain annoying.... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking thirty or forty postage stamps.
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ARTICLE NUMBERING IS IRRELEVANT. ENCOURAGEMENT IS IRRELEVANT.
YOU WILL BECOME ONE WITH THE BORG. -- Martin F. Rose (mfrose@caen.engin.umich.edu)...

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