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ARTHUR: Now stand aside worthy adversary. BLACK KNIGHT
(Glancing at his shoulder) 'Tis but a scratch. ARTHUR...
Arthur pulls Pin out. The MONK blesses the grenade as .
.. ARTHUR: (quietly) One, two, five ... GALAHAD: Three, sir!...
ARTHUR: Right! Knights! Forward! ARTHUR leads a charge toward the castle.
Various shots of them battling on, despite being hit by a variety of farm animals....
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up! DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!...
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord? WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune....
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
SOLDIER: Are you suggesting...
ARTHUR: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Well, I AM king... DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice.
An' how'd you get that, eh?...
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'. DENNIS
Well, you could say `Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis....
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow ...

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