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• God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
• SABBATH, n. A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
  Among the Jews observance of the day was enforced by a Commandment of which this is the Christian versio...
• God made the world in six days, and on the seventh She was sued for not filing an environmental impact statement.
• RECONSIDER, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• PLEASE, v. To lay the foundation for a superstructure of imposition.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...