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The first plan is simple. Kill Bob. Never! Then try the second.
Kill yourself! Mmm...and the third? The third is to ensure that no-one _ever_ knows....
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself -- and you are the easiest person to fool.
So you have to be very careful about that....
The first requirement of a statesman is that he be dull.
This is not always easy to achieve. -- Dean Acheso...
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he should be able and willing to pull his own weight.
-- Theodore Roosevel...
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Paul Erlich
The first rule of magic is simple. Don't waste your time waving your hands and hoping when a rock or a club will do.
-- McCloctnik the Lucid...
The first sample is always the best. -- William K. Wrigh
The first sign of age ... is when you go out into the streets .
.. and recognize for the first time how young the policemen look. -- Seymour Hick...
The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
-- Milo Bloom...
The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. Schizophrenia is when you start getting answers.

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