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The first time I opened a Big Mac I thought: It's been eaten already. -- Jasper Carro
The first time, it's a KLUDGE! The second, a trick.
Later, it's a well-established technique! -- Mike Broido, Intermetric...
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it.
The second time you look to see if the basement has termites....
The first two days of vacation are endless, then it flies.
The first version always gets thrown away.
The first wealth is health. -- Emerson, The Conduct of Life
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors.
-- Francis M. Voltaire (1694-1778) -- Merope, Act i, Sc. 3...
The first words said upon landing on the moon were "Contact light.
Okay, engine stop. ACA out of detent. Modes control both auto, descent engine command override, off....
The first year [1977] I spent getting my family moved to Washington.
The second year I ran for re-election. Then as soon as I was elected, I started running for the Senate....
The first year he talks and she listens. The second year she talks and he listens.
The third year they both talk and the neighbors listen. -- Donald McGill...

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