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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
The first sign of Spring in Chicago: floods.
The first step in effecting a cure is to be able to diagnose the nature of the disease.
The first step in fixing a broken program is getting it to fail repeatedly.
-- "Programming Pearls", Communications of the ACM, Sep. 1985...
The first step is always to succeed in becoming surprised - to notice that there is something funny going on.
-- David Gelernter, The Muse in the Machine...
HE fIRST sTEP iS tO tAKE oFF tHE cAPS lOCK.
The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. -- Richard Cecil
The first stereophonic BBS.
The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity, in a girl it is boldness.
The two sexes have a tendency to approach, and each assumes the qualities of the other....

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