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• The first rule of magic is simple. Don't waste your time waving your hands and hoping when a rock or a club will do.
  -- McCloctnik the Lucid...
• The first rule of magic is simple. Don't waste your time waving your hands and hoping when a rock or a club will do.
  -- McCloctnik the Lucid...
• Mankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history
  dating back to the time millions of years ago, when the first primitive man picked up a crude club and a round rock, tossed the rock into the air, and whomped the club into the sloping forehead of the first primitive umpire....
• Mankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history
  dating back to the time millions of years ago, when the first primitive man picked up a crude club and a round rock, tossed the rock into the air, and whomped the club into the sloping forehead of the first primitive umpire....
• MAGIC USERS do it with their hands.
• Leibowitz's Rule: When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.