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The first ten million years were the worst.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- D. Parke
The first thing in life is to assume a pose. What the second one is, no one has yet discovered.
-- Oscar Wilde...
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.
-- John Cleese...
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV
The first thing you learn as a life insurance salesman is never refer to premiums as the layaway plan.
The first thing you should do when you win an Oscar is thank God.
The second thing you should do is forget it. The third thing you should do is call your agent and tell him you need a job....
The first three minutes of your life can be dangerous ... The last three can be pretty dodgy too!

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