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The fly of the coach. -- J. de La Fontaine (1621-1695) -- Book vii, Fable 9
The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the flyswatter.
-- Lichtenberg...
The fly that sips treacle is lost in the sweets. -- John Gay (1688-1732) -- The Beggar's Opera, Act ii, Sc.
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...the fog is rising. -- Last words of Emily Dickinso
The FOLDGERS crystals won't take much more, Captain!
The folks at Smith-Barney do it "the old fashioned way".
The following are from a collection of things elementary school kids said when asked about scientific fac
We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lo...
The following is not for the weak of heart or Fundamentalists. -- Dave Barry
The following is the large-type attention-getting part of a flyer advertising Princeton University's amateur mime group.
Reprinted without permission, though I doubt they'd mind the extra circulatio...
The following statement is true. The preceding statement is false.

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