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The dismaying thing about man is not where he descended from, but what he is willing to descend to in the course of living life.
The distance between the ticket counter and you plane is directly proportional to the weight of what you are carrying and inversely proportional to the time remaining before takeoff.
-- Gary Witzenbu...
The distance from the gate from which you flight departs is inversely proportionate to the time remaining before the scheduled departure of the flight.
-- Edward S. Mill...
The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
-- Kauffman's First Law of Airpo...
The distance you have to park from your apartment increases in proportion to the weight of the packages you are carrying.
The distant Trojans never injur'd me.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book i, Line 200...
The distinction between Freedom and Liberty is not accurately know
naturalists have been unable to find a living specimen of either....
The distinction between true and false appears to become increasingly blurred by .
.. the pollution of the language. -- Arne Tiseliu...
The distinctions separating the social classes are false
in the last analysis they rest on force. -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)...
The distinguishing sign of slavery is to have a price, and to be bought for it. -- John Ruski

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