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The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert pressure on a balloon and thereby cause a whistling sound on the streets.
The distrust of wit is the beginning of tyranny. -- Edward Abbey
The diversity of physical arguments and opinions embraces all sorts of methods.
-- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap. xiii...
The divine guidance often comes when the horizon is the blackest.
-- Mohandas Karamchand (Mahatma) Gandhi...
The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity.
The DM's an idiot. -- Famous Last Word
The DM wouldn't be THAT mean, would he? -- Famous Last Word
The Doctor is ON.
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
The Doctor's good is my evil. -- The Black Guardian, MAWDRYN UNDEAD

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