The Distance From The Gate From Which You Flight Departs Is Inversely Proportionate To The Time Remaining Before The Scheduled Departure Of The Flight.

The Distance From The Gate From Which You Flight Departs Is Inversely Proportionate To The Time Remaining Before The Scheduled Departure Of The Flight.

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The distance from the gate from which you flight departs is inversely
proportionate to the time remaining before the scheduled departure
of the flight.
-- Edward S. Mills

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