The distance from the gate from which you flight departs is inversely
proportionate to the time remaining before the scheduled departure
of the flight.
-- Edward S. Mills
proportionate to the time remaining before the scheduled departure
of the flight.
-- Edward S. Mills
Related:
- Kauffman's First Law of Airports:
The distance to the gate is inversely proportional... - The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the
time available to catch your flight.
Kauffman's First Law of... - The distance between the ticket counter and you plane is directly
proportional to the weight of what you are carrying and inversely
proportional to the time remaining before takeoff.
Gary... - 0013 Have you ever written a flight simulator?
--
from THE HACKER... - Flight 666 now boarding at
gate 13... - Fight or
flight... - Like a kite
Cut from the string,
Lightly the soul of my youth
Has taken flight
-
Ishikawa... - May a flight of Canada geese hover
above you... - OS/2 SKYWAYS
The terminal is almost empty, with only a few prospective passengers
milling about.
Airline personnel walk around, apologising profusely...
From the same category:
- Perrin: "Mint tea. It's been years since I had any.
Vulcans have some kind of strange concoction they... - Sam Nunn, Senator (Ga.),
was an Eagle Scout... - Firefighters are always
in heat... - Life is like playing a violin solo in public
and learning the instrume/t as one goes on.
Samuel Butler, English... - tanked: adj. Same as {down}, used primarily by UNIX hackers.
See also {hosed}. Popularized as a synonym for...
