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• Barber's Laws of Backpacking 1) The integral of the gravitational potential taken around any loop trail you choose to hike always comes out positive.
  2) Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure....
• The distance from the gate from which you flight departs is inversely proportionate to the time remaining before the scheduled departure of the flight.
  -- Edward S. Mill...
• The value of a program is directly proportional to the weight of its output.
• The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellant.
  -- Milt Barbe...
• The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
  -- Kauffman's First Law of Airpo...
• Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
• At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
• The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.
  -- John Corcora...