The distance between the ticket counter and you plane is directly
proportional to the weight of what you are carrying and inversely
proportional to the time remaining before takeoff.
-- Gary Witzenburg
proportional to the weight of what you are carrying and inversely
proportional to the time remaining before takeoff.
-- Gary Witzenburg
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