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The Doctor's not as big a moron as he was. Smarter? No, thinner.
he doctor that prescribed sex for insommia? His patients didn't get any more sleep, but they had more fun staying awake.
-- Hear about......
The doctor wanted to write a prescription, so he reached in his pocket and pulled out a thermometer.
Shit," he muttered, "Some asshole has my pen....
The doctor will see you now. Please disrobe!
The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man really clever who has not found that he is stupid.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterto...
The documentation for this program is obvious, therefore it is left as an exercise for the grader.
-- joel@cs.odu.edu...
The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.
The dog ate my .REP packet.
The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. -- Robertson Davie

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