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The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water.
Eager to show off this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his next hunting trip....
The DUCK walks in square circles!
The Duke of Wellington brought to the post of first minister immortal fame,--a quality of success which would almost seem to include all others.
-- Benjamin Disraeli (Earl Beaconsfield) (1805-1881) ...
The dullard's envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end.
-- Max Beerbohm...
The Dumb Don't Survive!!!!
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
-- William Clayto...
The dumplings in a dream are not dumplings, only dreams.
The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.
-- Honore' de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage 1829...
The dust we tread upon was once alive.
The duty of the people is to tend to their affairs.
The duty of government is to help them do it. This is the pasta of politics....

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