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Are they being mistreated?" "Only by a few fanatics. Mostly local anchormen." -- Doonesbury
Are they taking DDT?
Are those cocktail-waitress fingernail marks? I asked Colletti as he showed us these scratches on his chest.
No, those are on my back, Colletti answered. This is where a case of cocktail shrimp...
Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting?
A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish as he waits for a tug on the line.
Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit....
A return with no gosub.
Are Vampires afraid of something?
A reverence for life does not require one to respect nature's obvious mistakes.
-- Robert A. Heinlei...
A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist.
-- Augustine's Law Number XXV -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
A revolving lithic conglomerate accrues no lichen.

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