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• A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
• Why the ticket? The sign says "Fine for Parking".
• One Bell System - it works.
• Socialism is that system which allows that everyone gets a headache trying to live with this system.
  The real genius of socialism is that, once everyone has a headache, the aspirins are provided, free....
• Vice President Dan Quayle is parking in handicapped spaces in Washington, and has not yet been arrested or given a ticket!