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• A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away.
  A real friend is someone you can use over and over again....
• If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.
• Someone throw Worf a milkbone, he's hungry again.
• A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sun-drenched beach, and doesn't send a card.
  -- Farmer's Almanac...
• A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
• A friend is someone who likes you in spite of yourself. -- Solomon Sho
• I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ____REAL soon ...