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• A brave man is sometimes a desperado; a bully is always a coward. -- Haliburto
• There is always someone worse off than yourself.
• Sometimes what a person escapes to is worse than what they escapes from.
• The only thing worse than an expert is someone who thinks he's an expert.
• A pessimist is a person who feels bad when he feels good for fear he will feel worse when he feels better.
• loser n. An unexpectedly bad situation, program, programmer, or person.
  Someone who habitually loses. (Even winners can lose occasionally....
• Harry constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism.
  No matter how bad the situation, he would always say, "Well, it could have been worse....