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Thank You -- Call Again.
Thank you for calling 434-2322. If you wish to speak to Tim, push 1 on your touch tone phone now.
If you wish to speak to Lynn, push 2 on your touch tone phone now....
Thank you for calling, no doubt, As you can guess, we're out.
When we get home, We'll call on the phone. Until then, just hang about....
Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our customer service representatives are, er.
Thank you for calling Soviet Embassy. No KG...
Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline.
Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test Line.
Prepare for Test 1. Is this tone louder in your left ear or right ear?...
Thank you for calling the Metropolitan Church of the Holy Bible.
Today's commandment is Number 6, Thou shalt not.....
Thank you for calling the Satanic Hotline. All of our operators are busy at the moment.
If you would like, leave a brief message after the tone, and someone will get back to you....
Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays....

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