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Thank you for calling your credit union.
Thank you for encouraging my behavior.
Thank you for flying U.S.A.F. We hope that you will consider us again when your travel plans next include bombing Tripoli.
Thank you for giving me the pleasure of giving pleasure to you. -- Ashleigh Brillia
Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke.
Thank you for making the last moments of my life socially awkward.
Thank you for nothing. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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Thank you for not lecturing me about not smoking.
Thank you for not mooning your host.
Thank you for not smoking.
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