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• Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our customer service representatives are, er.
  .. busy servicing customers, so at the sound of the erotic tone, leave your name, number, and a short description of whatever turns you on....
• And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bi
  in thy mercy" and the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and....
• Thou shalt not be a smartass! -- The 11th COMMANDMENT
• Thank you for calling Soviet Embassy. No KG... E
  o diplomats are able to answer phone, so at sound of capitalist tone, leave name, telephone number, and short description of secrets you wish to sell....
• Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, Nor the ox her husband bought he
  But thank the Lord you're not forbidden To covet your neighbor's daughter....
• Oh ye who go about saying unto each other: "Hello sailo
  Dost thou know the magnitude of thy sin before the gods?...
• Thou shalt not get caught. -- The Eleventh Commandme
• Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
  You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays....
• The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute' or `Thou Shalt Not Compute' -- I forget which.
  -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...