Thank You For Calling Robert's House Of Love. All Of Our Customer Service Representatives Are, Er.

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Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our
customer service representatives are, er... busy servicing
customers, so at the sound of the erotic tone, leave your name,
number, and a short description of whatever turns you on...
Hello, you've reached Katie's Institution for the Preservation
of Prostitution. All of our operatives are busy right now, but
if you leave your name, number and services required we will get
back to you as soon as an opening is available...
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations