A Rancher Is A Farmer Who Farms The Public Lands With A Herd Of Four-legged Lawn Mowers.

A Rancher Is A Farmer Who Farms The Public Lands With A Herd Of Four-legged Lawn Mowers.

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A rancher is a farmer who farms the public lands with a herd of four-legged
lawn mowers.
-- Edward Abbey

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