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• A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
• 1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
  (2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat....
• Slick's Three Laws of the Universe: (1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
  (2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat....
• Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. -- Slick's Law of the Universe
• Oh! Four hundred and thirty-seven... Fifty pounds?
  Oh my God! Three hundred and... A hundred and fifty?...
• Booker's Law An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.