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• A putt that stops close enough to the cup to inspire such comments as "you could blow it in" may be blown in.
  This rule does not apply if the ball is more than three inches from the hole, because no one wants to make a travesty of the game....
• A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.
  Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game....
• Excerpts From The First Annual Nerd Bowl (#5) A commercial that aired during the live ASCII broadcast of the game
  Having trouble staying awake for weeks at a time working on that latest hack?...
• Harry and Fred were playing their Sunday afternoon golf game.
  The game, as always, was close. They were at the treacherous 12th hole...