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• A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with -- even if he drank.
  -- Mencke...
• I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• It is almost sure death to eat cucumbers and drink milk at the same meal. -- H. L. Mencke
• I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy 'em all.
  I learned early in life how to handle alcohol and never had any trouble with it....
• After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
  -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare...
• After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
  -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare...
• The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. -- H. L. Mencke