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• Some people only open up to tell you that they're closed.
• The less some people know the more eager they are to tell you about it.
• There are no accidents--only plans other people don't tell you about.
• Most people have a mind that's open by appointment only.
• Quote #514 Basically, I have this theory that there are five kinds of truth.
  (This is Joe's Theory of the Five Truths.) There is the truth you tell to casual strangers and acquaintances....
• The laboring people found the prisons always open to receive them, but the courts of justice were practically closed to them.
  -- John Peter Altgeld (1847-1902)...
• There are some people that, if they don't know, you can't tell them.
  You can tell a teacher as far as you can see one, but you can't tell them much....
• A door is something you're on the wrong side of when you're too short to reach the knob.
  When you are tall enough to reach the knob, a door is something you have left open if it's supposed to be closed, or closed if it's supposed to be open....