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Some Mondays are Mondayer than others.
Some months ago I saw a man breaking a loaf of whole-wheat bread and tossing the pieces at pigeons.
I was curious and I asked him, "Why whole-wheat bread?...
Some mornings I feel like an amoeba.
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. -- Emo Phillip
Some mornings, sex is almost better than coffee.
Some mountaineers are proud of having done all their climbs without bivouac.
How much they have missed!...
Some mouths resemble Energizers, they keep going.
Some must be great. Great offices will have Great talents.
Some natural tears they dropp'd, but wip'd them soo
The world was all before them, where to choose Their place of rest, and Providence their guide....
Some novel power Sprang up forever at a touch, And hope could never hope too much In watching thee from hour to hour.
-- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- In Memoriam, cxii, Stanza 3...

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