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Some folks in this world spend their whole time hunting after righteousness and can't find any time to practice it.
-- Josh Billing...
Some folks just aren't cut out to be normal...
Some folks never exaggerate- they just remember big. -- Audrey Snead
Some folks say honesty is the best policy, while others say keeping your mouth shut is even better.
Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence.
But I think it was just a lucky swing. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Some folks show a lot of style and some styles show a lot of folk.
Lately, some styles have started late and ended early, with nothing to hide their short comings....
Some folks who think they are busy are just confused.
Some folks would fret themselves to death if they had nothing to worry about.
Some foolish men declare that a Creator made the world.
The doctrine that the world was created is ill-advised, and should be rejected....
Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, And think they grow immortal as they quote.
-- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Love of Fame, Satire i, Line 89...

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