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• Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. -- Josh Billing
• Time is like money; the less we have of it to spare, the further we make it go. -- Josh Billing
• Some folks can have several trains of thought going down the track at the same time with litte difficulty.
  The problem lies in the fact that these folks have no terminal for the trains....
• There are lots of folks who seem well enough able to rise to a situation, but some damn fools can never sit down at the right time.
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• Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject.
  -- Josh Billing...
• Some folks find it necessary to use psychics to contact the spirit world.
  Experience tells me that your ordinary bartender can do just as well, at half the cost, and twice as quickly....
• Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today. -- Josh Billing
• One half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quick, and not saying no soon enough.
  -- Josh Billing...
• One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can. -- Josh Billing