Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Some girls are bigger than others.
Some girls can reverse the process of evolution - They make monkeys out of men.
Some griefs are medicinable. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Cymbeline -- Act iii, Sc. 2
Some guy came running in the other night and said, "Somebody stole my car!
I said, "Did you see him?" He said, "No, but I got his license plate." -- Bill Barne...
Some guy from Little Rock won? You're joking!
Some hae meat and canna eat, And some would eat that want i
But we hae meat, and we can eat, Sae let the Lord be thankit....
Some have a way with with words, others... um... uh...
Some have morals, some don't, most simply ignore them.
Some have thought that I perhaps do not care for Dan Quayle as our current Vice President.
This is incorrect. I love the man so much I literally worship the quicksand he walks on....
Some have too much, yet still do crave; I little have, and seek no more
They are but poor, though much they have, And I am rich with little store...

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