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Some do, some don't. Some will, some won't. I might.
Some drugs have appropriately been called `wonder drugs', inasmuch as one wonders what they will do next.
-- Samuel E. Stumpf...
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. -- T. S. Eliot (1888-1965)
Some equipment shown is optional.
Some errors will always go unnoticed until the book is in print.
Block's Corollary: The first page the author turns to upon receiving an advance copy will be the page containing the worst erorr....
Some farewells are easier than others. -- P. Marlowe
Some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir. You're right. It is absurd....
Some folks can have several trains of thought going down the track at the same time with litte difficulty.
The problem lies in the fact that these folks have no terminal for the trains....
Some folks can look so busy doing nuthin' that they seem indispensable. -- Kin Hubbard
Some folks find it necessary to use psychics to contact the spirit world.
Experience tells me that your ordinary bartender can do just as well, at half the cost, and twice as quickly....

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