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• How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem....
• Well, it's a little rough... it might not be necessary to drag him 40 blocks.
  Maybe just four. You could put him in the trunk for the first 36 blocks, then haul him out and drag him the last fou...
• PRO: Not having to worry about your health. CON: Not having your health to worry about.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• There is no conclusive evidence of life after death.
  But there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know....
• When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. -- Edward Abbey
• If some folks didn't do some things by mistake occasionally, they would never get anything right.
• Quite frankly I admit that I am not too talented, rather under-educated
  and not too up on current affairs, decidedly uninterested in sports, and additional to all of this I know practically nothing about the stock market, money management, international law, how to deal with terrorism and protective policy....
• Lisa: Good-bye, Aunt Gladys. I wish I had taken some time to get to know you better.
  Bart: [from behind the coffin] [raspy] Don't worry about it....
• I've learned to accept birth and death... but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.