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• By the middle 1880's, practically all the roads except those in the South, were of the present standard gauge.
  The southern roads were still five feet between rails....
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
• Ok, folks, you want the fifty buck question...here it comes.
  ..ready or not! Lake Webster is located in Massachusetts....
• Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat the air, it's got so much stuff floating around in it.
  It takes the edge out of the colors. Down here even the traffic lights are pastel....
• With recognition that you have forgotten some of the folks that worked for President Ronald What's-his-name, comes an awareness that you are in true need of a basic memory course.
• I saw this old woman digging for food through a garbage can.
  I don't know about you folks. I have a lot of love for old women going through garbage cans....
• Fraternities have no SLACK, no matter how slack-jawed they may appear.
  I taught elementary calculus here at the University of SLACK for several years, and have observed these folks carefully....
• The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
  Elizabeth Taylor, actre...