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• I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice.
• I do not take drugs -- I am drugs. -- Salvador Dali
• Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
  -- John Hardwick...
• I'm in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so.
  Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal....
• My Favorite Drugs [Sung to My Favorite Things] Reefers and roach clips and papers and rollers Cocaine and procaine for twenty year molars Reds and peyote to work out your bugs These are a few of my favorite drugs.
  Uppers and downers and methedrine freakout Take some amphetamines, watch your brains leak out Acid and mescaline pull out your plugs These are a few of my favorite drugs....
• Tcl is LISP on drugs. Using strings instead of S-expressions for closures is Evil with one of those gigantic E's you can find at the beginning of paragraphs.
  Shlomi Fish...
• Sysops don't do drugs. They're naturally paranoid.
• No, we are not drugs on...
• The Official MBA Handbook on doing company business on an airplane
  Do not work openly on top-secret company cost documents unless you have previously ascertained that the passenger next to you is blind, a rock musician on mood-ameliorating drugs, or the unfortunate possessor of a forty-seventh chromosome....