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Aperitif: a set of dentures. -- Spike Milliga
A Perl script is correct if it's halfway readable and it gets the job done before your boss fires you.
-- "Programming Perl," by Larry Wall and Randal Schwartz...
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell. -- George Bernard Shaw
A Persian's heaven is eas'ly made: 'T is but black eyes and lemonade.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Intercepted Letters, Letter vi...
A personal ad from an unidentified newspaper announces that a "formerly single man" seeks a single or married woman.
A person cannot be programmed for constant stupidity. They're RANDOM.
A person in a passion is riding a mad horse.
A person is a lion in his own cause.
A person is just as big as the thing that makes him angry.
A person is known by the company he keeps.

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