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• Personal ad: Compulsive liar seeks beautiful woman to share my million dollar chateau on the French Riviera.
  Flatbush Max, Box 12....
• Marge: My name is Marge Bouvier. I'm here about your ad [in the newspaper she is holding]
  Single white female wanted for mysterious expedition....
• Single folks die younger; married folks, slowe
• Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
  -- Samuel Goldwyn, when told his son was getting married...
• What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
  The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them....
• A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. -- Samuel Goldwy
• Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
  -- Ann Lande...
• Lovejoy: Dearly beloved... Homer: Wait! I want one last chance to enjoy single life.
  [scratches his butt and belches] Okay, ready....