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A piece of electronic equipment is housed in a beautifully designed cabinet, and at the side or on top is a little box containing the components which the designer forgot to make room for.
-- Denys P...
A piece of software is not perfect when you find nothing to add, but when you find nothing to remove.
A piece of string goes into a bar, climbs up on a stool and orders a martini.
Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve no strings in this joint....
A pig ate his fill of acorns under an oak tree and then started to root around the tree.
A crow remarked, `You should not do this. If you lay bare the roots, the tree will wither and die....
A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt -- A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, Though mountains may topple and tilt.
When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, When the...
A pig on a mountain sees more than a wise man with a bag over his head.
A pill a day keeps the stork away.
A pillar'd shade High overarch'd, and echoing walks between.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ix, Line 1106...
A pilot friend of mine mentioned that when the black box is recovered from an airplane crash site, the last words on it are usually something like OHHHHHH SHIIIIIITTTT!
!!!. But in one instance...
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. -- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

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