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• A person is just about as big as the things that make him angry.
• A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
• Never argue with an angry person.
• Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
  You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life....
• Oh, this makes me very angry! -- Marvin, the clicheic, Martian, "The Springfield File
• A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake.
  Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help....
• The other lines move faster. -- Ettore's Observation If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
  -- O'Brien's Variation on Ettore's Observation Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry....