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A pessimist is a person who feels bad when he feels good for fear he will feel worse when he feels better.
A pessimist is never disappointed.
A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity
an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
A phaser is the universal communicator. -- Worf
A phaser on stun is like a day without orange juice.
APHASIA: Loss of speech in social scientists when asked at parties, "But of what use is your research?
Aphasia: Window decompose distance replicate for and.
A phenomenon known to anyone who has ever lit fire
A Philadelphia institution...kind of like Byberry.
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