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A pint of your best plonk please.
A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
-- Trischmann's Paradox...
A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first.
A place you want to get to is always just off the edge of the map you happen to have handy.
-- Denys Parso...
APL -- A double-decker bus. Its takes rows and columns of passengers to the same place all at the same time.
But, it drives only in reverse gear, and is instrumented in Greek....
APL - A fancy caterer specializing in Greek food. She can cook delicious meals for rows and rows of tables with dozens of people at each table.
She doesn't talk much, as that would just slow her wo...
A plague of all cowards, I say. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc.
4...
A plague of sighing and grief! It blows a man up like a bladder.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 4...
A plague on both your houses! They have made worm's meat of me.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling

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