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• Practice random acts of stupidity, become a feminizt.
• Medical science *still* cannot cure stupidity.
• One person's constant is another person's variable.
  -- Alan J. Perlis, "Programming Pearls", Communications of the ACM, Sep. 1985...
• Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation.
  Stupidity is not a sin; the victim can't help being stupid....
• Every few thousand years a random lottery is held and one person is granted immortality.
  The latest winner is Dick Clark....
• Reality is not a constant.
• Quote #441 Whenever things get tough, C++ wimps out and forces another pointer indirection.
  Of course, this 'solves' the problem for the C++ implementor, but throws a much larger problem over the fence onto the poor application writer and/or memory manager, who is now forced to deal with a much higher load of smaller objects....
• Calculon: I'm programmed to be very busy.
• IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The Entire Physical Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space.
  Should Another Universe Subsequently Re-emerge, the Existence of This Product in That Universe Cannot Be Guaranteed....