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• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
  I shit, therefore I am....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism: I love when shit happens.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Washington: I cannot tell a lie--shit happened.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.
• Shit Happens' according to... Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
  Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!!...
• Shit Happens' according to... An Employee: I've done my shit, so can I take the day off?
  This shit's not part of my contract....