Real Programmers Never Deliver Programs On Wednesdays.

Real Programmers Never Deliver Programs On Wednesdays.

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Real programmers never deliver programs on Wednesdays.
Real programmers never deliver programs on the first day of any month.

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Real programmers never deliver programs on schedule.
Either the program is "done" in two days or it is never finished....
Real Programmers' programs never work right the first time, But if you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.
Real programmers don't program in LISP. Any language with more parenthesis than actual code is for airheaded wienies who can't write real programs.
Real Programmers never work 9 to 5. If any Real Programmers are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night.
Real programmers don't write specs - users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all, and take what they get.
Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program doesn't deliver it.
Real programmers don't write in RPG. RPG is for gum-chewing dimwits who maintain ancient payroll programs.