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• Real programmers never deliver programs on Wednesdays.
  Real programmers never deliver programs on the first day of any month....
• Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program doesn't deliver it.
• Real Programmers never work 9 to 5. If any Real Programmers are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night.
• Real Programmers' programs never work right the first time, But if you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.
• Real programmers don't program in LISP. Any language with more parenthesis than actual code is for airheaded wienies who can't write real programs.
• Real programmers never "write" memos on paper. They "send" memos via MAIL.
• Real programmers never eat at restaurants. If the vending machine sells it, they eat it.
  If it doesn't, they don't. Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches, either....