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Q: What's Red And Invisible? A: Bloody Nothing!
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Q: What's red and invisible?
A: Bloody Nothing!
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Q. What's red and read? A: A sentence with a period.
Q: What's red and climb up a womans leg? A: A homesick abortion.
Q: What's red and silver and bumps into walls? A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
What did you do to them, Q? Oh, nothing bizarre, nothing grotesque.
-- Picard and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
Red Alert. -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
What flavor?!? Its a bloody sea bird, innit?!?
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing....
