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Radiologists do it with high frequency.
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Rafael made a century of sonnets. -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- One Word More, ii
Raffert was dying. It's difficult to be neat under those circumstances... -- Avo
Raffinerat ist der Herr Gott, aber boshaft ist Er nicht.
(God is subtle, but He is not malicious.) -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)...
Raffi raffi bo baffi bananamana mo maffi fe fi fo faffi RAFFI!!!
RAFFLE A way to get you to spend $2 in the mistaken belief that you have a newt's chance in a grinder of winning a hamper/car/holiday.
There's something just not quite right about the principle...
Ragchewers do not squeeze everyone else off.
Rage is a wind that blows out the candle of reason.

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