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• Q: What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A: A Skoda.
• Q: What's the most painful part of a sex change operation for a man?
  A: The removal of the brain and the widening of the mouth!...
• Q: How do you double the value of a LADA? A: Fill it up with petrol.
• Q: Why do LADA's have heated rear windscreens? A: To keep your hands warm when your pushing them.
• What's the difference between a Lada and a Jehovah's Witness?
  You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness....
• Brain. Brain. What is brain? -- Kara the Eymorg, "Spock's Brain," stardate 5432.3.
• SMILEY :Q what?
• The mind is what the brain does.
• Data: "That is part of my dilemma. I have the curiosity of humans, but there are questions that I will never have the questions to.
  What it is like to laugh, or cry, or to experience any human emotions....